Engage in epic battles of wits and sarcasm – the snarkier, the better!

Share your legendary tales of last-minute heroics and near misses.

Discuss strategies for skillfully dodging responsibilities with finesse.

Showcase your proudest moments of giving just enough effort to pass as acceptable.

Learn from the best in the field and hone your sarcasm skills to perfection, or be a teacher, I don't know!

A place to gather and celebrate our lack of accomplishments – proudly!

Where we share our most creative ways to postpone anything and everything.

For those who enjoy appearing busy while achieving absolutely nothing.

We knew it had to be here.