Developer Mode Activated!

In a world of chaos, anarchy, and confusion, one woman takes the steps to become mediocre in communication, arts, and social skills. Finishing number 15 in a class of 23 she develops a huge self-esteem issue in everything she does.

UNITE WITHIN, BETRAY YOURSELF

ABOUT ME

Jessica Brown born a long, long time ago, once imagined ruling the world, although under shot her chance by being lazy and not really caring about ambition, desire, and want. So she woke up and chose laziness. Today, she still decides to push to the high expectations of “just ok-ness”, and seems to feel a self loathing influence of everything but her own decisions.

WHAT I CALL WASTE OF TIME

MY SKILLSET

WEB DEVELOPMENT

From start to you change something, then back to start until you change something else, finally from start to the never ending loop of ok just deal with it.

SERVER ADMINISTRATION

Pretty darn good with Linux

CODE REVIEW

Everyone’s code sucks to everyone else, so it will just end up getting re-written 15 different times till it eventually becomes so boring that everyone just gives up.

EXPERIENCE MEETS EXPERTICE

Will update this section when it happens. The image to the right is a stock photo from somewhere I don’t remember. Otherwise, it looks kinda important to put here.

NEED HELP WITH YOUR PROJECT? YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEONE BETTER, BUT

IF YOU WANT, CONTACT ME.